T|  This is my favorite QOTSA song (not really saying much), and it sounds so
A|  good on the piano.  So I tabbed it for all of you, my two-nippled servants
B|  who are unfitting to have the right of three nipples such as I!  No seriously,
N|  I have three.  It's SMALL, but it is a nipple. But that's another story al-
A|  together.  Sorry I couldn't finish it. It's midnight and I feel like a bear 
B|  that's been shot with a tranquilizer-dart.
B|  
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R|  3|-f-----f-f-------------------a---a-a-----G---G---g---g---f-----f-f-|
.|  2|-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-|
C|  
O|  4|--C---C---c---c-----------------------------B-----------C---C---c---c---|
M|  3|------------------a---a-a-----G---G---A---A---a---a-a-------------------|
 |  2|f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-|
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T|  4|----------------------------------------C---C---c---c------------|
A|  3|a---a-a-----G---G---g---g-G-f-----f-f-------------------a---D--D-|
B|  2|f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f------|
N|  
A|  5|------------D--|
B|  4|-----b---------|
B|  3|-G-G----A-A----|